I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.