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vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell, via racheldoesnthaveablog)

shouldnt:

Me on the internet: your hot we should make out
Me in real life: hi

(via mybody-is-a-nicolascage)

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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(via cunt-muffiin)

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

(via magicallys)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via mybody-is-a-nicolascage)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via teenscoolest)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via retiredjesus)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via cumfort)