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The best way to get over an old guy is to find a new guy.

alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

(via jesus-onpaper)

actuallycrying:

True Life: I Fell For a Fuckboy

(via gayeskimos)

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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(via wanderinginnarnia)

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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(Source: jellygod, via rams-on-fire)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via jesus-onpaper)

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

(Source: slayboobunny, via shampoo)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(Source: sabriel-palmer, via eyebras)

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