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  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via thesedaysimfine)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via disowns)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via teenscoolest)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via squidyword)