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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via breezynees)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(via peterchipaldi)

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

(via universalalien)

howmanyfollowersdoesthisbloghave:

1076

ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

(via thetsunamifan)

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via illbehispanda)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via done)

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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(Source: kanyeahwest, via greed)

atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

(via l-1ghters)

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

(via sunalwaysshining)